When will they ever learn?

This just in: Students have the most difficulty staying awake and functioning during early morning classes.

Ya think? Most parents of teenagers had already figured this one out.

Except, of course, those parents who think after-school jobs and sports are more important than education. Those parents turned out in force, pressuring the Orange County School Board to reverse its earlier decision about high school start times.

Orange County high schoolers currently start at 9:30 a.m. In the fall, they'll be starting at 7:30 a.m.

Except, of course, for the ones who are asleep at their desks.